Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”
sometimes i look at people on my dash and i think
who the fuck are you
when did i follow you
you’re not posting things relative to my interests
but i can’t unfollow you becasue i can’t remember why i did
it might have been important
This is the most accurate post I have ever seen on here.
IM SORRY MY MENSTRUATION HAS ANNOYED YOU ILL TRY AND KEEP IT BOTTLED UP NEXT TIME
how do beliebers still even exist
How do dumbasses still exist?
thats literally the exact same question
how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep